How I ended up at one of my favorite shirt designs.
Me: *gets up, gets coffee*
Brain: I’m reasonably certain one doesn’t win a wet T-shirt contest by hosing down the most clothing in a department store.
Me: *cuddle cats, starts work, eats a burrito*
Brain: Not a small burro, and I bet the folks who pre-shrink t-shirts would win by volume, since they have a whole factory to win with, except that’s a squishing process and not a washing one.
Me: *puts down stylus, examines life closely* Uh…
Brain: T-shirt squishing contests are right out.
Me: Oh gods.
Brain: Too many fatalities.
Me: Of course there are.
Brain: But you could win it with a hydraulic ram. Plus, it disposes of the terminators quite nicely.
Me: *cranks industrial music*
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