Friday, October 20, 2023

Poem, Horror, Biological, Do NOT, A Puppy


Translation Problems In Veterinarian Advice
October 20, 2023

like a tube of toothpaste
this puppy can be squozen
complications of the waste
easily unfrozen, haste
to be avoided, chosen
instead to slow unroll
that puppy won’t explode

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This poem brought to you by, "Digestive massage requires training - for the love of puppies, Do Not Attempt," And, "The results of *proper* digestive massage are Ewwwwwwww."



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