Poem, PEDs, Sports, Olympic Lifts, Terrible Puns

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Deadlift
January 18, 2024

the deadlift
is not a necromantic ritual
despite requirements
on timing and good form
no special candles are necessary

however, the dead
are very definitely disqualified
if they can move, they’re undead
which is a slightly different lift
primarily for dancing

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