Poem, Bird, Gore, School Funding
The Saint Of Nope
May 22, 2024
we don’t use the drinking fountain in the atrium
that’s the one where the pigeon got stuck
sipping, sipping, panicking, exploding
janitor explaining that with H5N1
this is definitely not in their contract
how no right-minded pigeon
would go full Mosquito-Bob
without some complicating factors
never mind that the disinfectant stock
as per their repeated emailing –
is fresh out, good luck, I quit
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