Poem, Courtly Conduct, They Very Much Aren't, Pants

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Pants On
April 29, 2025

of the twenty-seven
required courtly skills
the only one I’ve managed
the only on I care about
is keeping my pants on

given what I’ve seen in court
I strongly suspect
my parents lied

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