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The cat is snoring. It is cute. The cat is snoring louder. It is cute. Louder. Uh. Louder.

Everyone looking a the cat.

Cat, wiggling, snoring louder, wiggling, growl-snoring, snore-dreaming, snore-nightmare, cat shooting into the distance yelling, with no regard for safety of themselves of anything else.

Everyone following the cat. "Are you OK?"

Cat has seen things. They are NOT OK.

Special brush arrives on scene. Instant purring.

20m later: Unusually loud snoring.

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