Friday, February 13, 2026

Content warning:Drugs, Also Drugs, Advert Lingo, Birbs, Burbs, Healthcare


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February 13, 2026

dealer approaches me, asks
do I want cocaine PM
do I want the uppy-down
or the downy-up

nah, man, I’m good
already got the uppy-downy
more than I can handle
from bird watching

sure, I’m not buying
don’t have cash or mental space
but I feel safer with ‘em
than I do car shopping

and when I do need something
with a day’s heads up
antivirals on the cheap
get the job done

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