Content warning:Poem, Dear Shifter, We Have A Problem, Limerick, Clean, But Crass Puns

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Stag Night
April 24, 2026

they said I was horny to start
my stag night with fabulous tart
now stuck to the pillow
damp sheets all a-billow
my antlers trapped, struck as the hart

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#poem #poetry #writing #limerick

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Technically not a challenge poem, but you know who your are, and I may never forgive you for having this land fully formed in my head.

Ow.

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